Meet Dan Kielty

Behold Dan Kielty, a man who has clearly seen things. Not just things, mind you, but life. A former boxer, hairdresser, and bailiff, he brings a wry smile and the weary wisdom of a twice-married, once-divorced dad to the stage. His material is a delightful peek into the bewildered mind of the "every man," pondering relationships and the perils of Spanx.

He's got that rare charm—a dash of menace, a sprinkle of self-deprecation, and the ability to make you laugh until your sides ache. It's a wonder he can still find his way to the stage, given his confessed poor sense of direction. But thank goodness he does!